Just a little something I found in my mail

First grade teacher, Ms Neelam (age 26) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
The Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he is to go back to the first grade and behave. Ms Neelam agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him. The Boy agreed to take the test.

Principal : What is 3 x 3?
Boy : 9
Principal : What is 6 x 6?
Boy : 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at Ms Neelam and told her: "I think the Boy can go to the third grade." Ms Neelam asked the principal if she can ask the Boy some of her own questions. Both the
principal and the Boy agreed.

Ms Neelam : What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : Legs!
Ms Neelam : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy : Pockets!
Ms Neelam : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains Thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut!
Ms Neelam : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the Boy was taking charge.

Boy : Bubblegum!
Ms Neelam : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy : Shake hands
Ms Neelam : Now I will ask some, "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep!
Ms Neelam : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent
Ms Neelam : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always have me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tensed and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy : Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose
Ms Neelam : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow!
Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck!
Ms Neelam : What word starts with a "F" and ends in "K" and if u dont get it u have to use ur hand?
Boy : Fork!
Ms Neelam : What is it that all men have one, it is longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME!
Ms Neelam : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love?
Boy : HEART!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher:
"Send this Boy to College! I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Ahhh....

► Lazy to update. =|
► Been frustrated with everyone's negativity towards themselves and everything.
► Don't wanna stay home.
► Been sick on and off.
► Went out with Nini last week. Watched that Meatball movie. Annoying animation. Good story.
► Thinks I have the best parents in the world. =)
► Is addicted to Facebook.
► Is annoyed with the dry cracks on palms.
► Need to remember to bring camera whenever going out with friends or family.
► Is looking forward to watch Michael Jackson movie on the 3rd November with Nini. =)


Peace out.

Moon keeki

Moon cake festival is tomolo!! Whey hey~! Nothing big though. Or at least as the years go by, every festival doesn't seem to be such a big deal. =< Which is sad. Just ten years ago, whenever there was a festival, there was always a family dinner. I remembered when we used to buy lots of lanterns just for this Moon Cake Festival and hung it at night right after family dinner. There's grandma, grandpa, uncles, aunties and cousins. While the adults talked, we kids would run out with lanterns, matches or lighters. One of the adults would be there to supervise us too... Just in case we decided to burn the whole backyard.

But now, the backyard's dark on this day. No family dinner, no lanterns. It's just like every normal day. Not something to look forward to. Saya ber-emo. XDD But seriously though, I missed those days. The beauty of the light when the lanterns were lit and those charcoal black lanterns after they were caught in fire. Family reunion - something that is so not common these days. There's always a problem within one family. Jealousy and greed as the common reason.

Anyway, yesterday me and Nini went to the Moon Cake Festival event nearby the temple which is nearby Ala Carte. =D There were different types of stores open. Honestly, it's not as nice as the previous years. Less stores, less things to see. Probably because of H1N1 or bad economy. Maybe both. There, we walked around, looking at things. Nini was excited since she never know that there's this kind of event going on around there. Before that though, we walked in the temple. Nini wanted to take pictures but she didn't dare and her phone battery's flat. So I took them with mine. But only two though because I felt uncomfortable taking pictures around the temple while everyone's praying. D: I bought her moon cakes! Since she never tried them before. =D We bought cotton candies too! It was freaking hot and we headed to Corallium afterwards. I had Banana Chocolate[<3], Onion Rings [Bland...] and Couple Chocolate Fondue [<3!!!!]. I didn't take pictures... Forgot bah! Forgot! -_- And Nini had some pineapple juice which is, according to her, is sour and potato wedges!

These are the pictures of the temple. Not clear, I know. =<




I think that is all. Happy celebrating Moon Cake Festival. ;D

Eyebrows.... *Wriggle wriggle*

I finally have pictures from Pynky but I'm lazy to resize it.... for now... Later la I do. BUT YOU MUST WATCH THIS. XD

Meh...

5 centimeter per second is beautiful anime. Pure romance. I don't fancy pure romance but I find this anime rather touching and interesting. Maybe it's because I could connect with how the girl feels in Episode 2. The story is sweet and simple. Definitely no action in it.

I know the previous post was pure emo. I was frustrated that day. =< I was thinking of deleting the whole post but that just defeats the purpose of blogging, right? So it'll stay there... to make you miserable too. Ha!


Anyway, I did mention about going for a Karaoke the previous two posts, ya? It happened just yesterday except that I didn't get to sing 'Only Hope' by Mandy Moore. It's okay though. I had fun. Pynky picked me up around 11.30am and met with her other Swinburne friends at Absolute located at 4th mile, nearby that Everise place. There was eleven of us altogether and because of that, our drinks which were supposed to cost RM5 per can were complimentary. And because we're students, he charged us RM10 each instead of the normal RM12. I didn't know we were supposed to bring IC or ID but the person in charge let me in anyway. I didn't bring any of it because I fear I may lose them. D: After lunch and a little stroll around Spring, we arrived at Absolute around 2.30pm. Many songs were already selected by the time we got there and most of them are Chinese. Me, being a banana [Chinese who doesn't speak Chinese. I'm learning!] only know 5 songs out of probably.... more than 30 songs. There were moments when they sang nicely but most of the time they kung fu-ed/Falcon kicked/slayed/killed/murdered the songs. There were weird additional background singing and sound effects, all made by the boys. Girls were more serious in their singing. =|

We hung out till 6. Pynky and me decided to go for dinner and then home while the others planned to watch movie. Coincidentally Edwin, someone who you should meditate before meeting him, wanted to have dinner too. Since he was alone, Pynky and me joined him in Sugarbun in Kenyalang. Yesterday definitely beats my everyday-nothing-to-do activity. I had fun. I've been trying to find things to do but in the end, pft... sho boring! I can't wait to get back to studying. And speaking of that, according to Edwin, the course I wanted to switch to is only available in Kuala Lumpur or Singapore. Not here! But the good news is... the job for that category is high in demand.

I actually wrote longer for this entry but blogspot decided to hate me today.



Drawing like a kindergarden-er is fun but I said that because I don't know how to draw. =D That is all for today. BY THE WAY, I HAZ WIG!! Bought from Alysha. There are no pictures in this entry because I have to get it from Pynky. I didn't bring my camera yesterday because I fail as a blogger. =< Hopefully, I'll be posting some pictures the next time I blog again. Lights out! See ya.

Frustrating

Lately there's never been a day that I've been through without pain. Then again, I've been through almost everyday with pain. Two days ago I had my left ear stitched. Without given any anesthetic. Four times that big needle pierced through my ear. Four times I wailed. Four times I wished to lose the nerve that can feel pain. Four times I wanted someone to be there for me so I can hold his/her hand while I stand the pain that seemed endless.

Life rarely treated me good and yet I have to go through it everyday. I sound suicidal. Believe me, I feel suicidal sometimes but I have no guts to go through it. 'Things will get better' - that's a common phrase for me. 'Be strong' - that's what everybody told me. No, I'm tired of 'being strong'. And yet here I am, surviving everyday, not knowing what else I have to go through.

My life is so painful, sometimes I wish I'm dead.

Hisashiburi desu ne....

Yeap, it's been a long while since I updated this blog. I was actually thinking of quitting it but reading other people's blog managed to motivate me again. So far nothing much happened. I'm still taking a long break from studying. But I do hope I'll get back to it next year. I can't wait to be busy again. But I'm sure when I'm busy I'll so wish I'm free again.

Humans, they are never satisfied with whatever they have.

Days ago I lost something precious to me. My soft toy. You may think it's silly but to me, it's something that has been going through ups and downs with me for the past few months. It was there for me to cuddle and hug whenever I feel down but now, I am without it. It breaks my heart. I cried. I missed it. I still do.



Now I have an urge to go karaoke and sing this particular song. Only Hope by Mandy Moore. So random, I know. Ah yes, the memories... A Walk to Remember is one sad movie. It was something we girls went crazy about back in high school days. Now it's forgotten. But I found it in youtube and downloaded it again. It's in loop. It's addictive. It's emo. I like emo songs, Shut up. D: